FOSSILS WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!
This group of hoodlums has been stealing wins from the Juniors since 1995. They are accused of thievery in the 1st degree. The Sheriff of Hennepin County considers these suspects to be armed and harmless. They often carry metal (and sometimes wooden) bats and are hard to look at. They are crafty and ruthless softball players who need to be eliminated.
If you see any of the people in the photo above, please contact the local authorities and leave the area immediately.